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		<title>Look Ma! I Can See My Ear Wax From Here</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 00:49:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ &#160; Justin Letlow's story of his Multi-Use Ear Mirror is that while at work in his furniture making shop, he felt something in his ear. The part of his story that must have been left out is where he picks and scratches like the devil, but what was there didn't go away. ]]></description>
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		<title>Abdominal Support: Great idea?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 08:22:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cosetta</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Patent# US 6846220, the Abdominal Support , stands apart from others of its ilk. Unlike other abdominal supports, this one lifts and cradles the abdominal bulge rather than compressing it. ]]></description>
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		<title>Food Containers That Respond To Sound and Light: Great Idea?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 10:44:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cosetta</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Patent# US 6796671 shocks the user while he or she is eating. It is the result of the fertile imaginations behind the toy company known as Ruddell Design]]></description>
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		<title>Alcoholic Beverages Derived from Animal Extract: Great Idea?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 18:12:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cosetta</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Patent# US 7037541 represents a very different way to approach the many intoxicating ingredients that comprise the distracting amalgam Native Americans used to refer to as ‘fire-water.’ The inventor of Alcoholic Beverages Derived from Animal Extract hails from Japan where creativity and innovation reign supreme in so many endeavors. A new breed of booze made from animal extract, however, is something the world may or may not be ready for. ]]></description>
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		<title>Peanut Butter Pancake Batter: Great Idea?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2009 09:47:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cosetta</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. ~ Bill Watterson It would seem that the Peanut Butter Batter Pancake Mix , which is also known as Patent #US 6797310 , has already been created in some form or other, especially considering that George Washington Carver developed more than one hundred recipes utilizing peanuts in his attempts to improve the quality of life for poor southern farmers]]></description>
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		<title>No Smoking Sign Ashtray: Great idea?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 16:20:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steve Levenstein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ “Thank you for Not Smoking. Cigarette smoke is the residue of your pleasure]]></description>
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		<title>Inflatable Condom: Great idea?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 09:37:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cosetta</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ This Condom with Inflatable Portion that some only refer to as Patent#US 6895967 is proof positive that a picture is indeed worth a thousand words. ]]></description>
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		<title>The Business of Toilets: Laughable or Innovative?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 23:07:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ No matter your level of maturity, you might not be able to resist giggling at the word &#34;toilet&#34;; a residual effect of childhood. But to many companies, toilets aren't funny; they're serious business that determines their future revenue and growth success. These businesses prove that it's possible to stifle the giggles, and make toilets into innovative organizations and products]]></description>
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		<title>Neck Wrap/Brace Organizer: Great Idea?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 10:11:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cosetta</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.funnypatentsandinventions.com/?p=961</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ Is organization more important than intelligence? ]]></description>
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		<title>Medical Tutorial That Bleeds As You Go: Great idea?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:52:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cosetta</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ The Endoscopic Tutorial System with a Bleeding Complication also known as Patent# US 6863536 reminds me of that old poster about the movie, Alien that was slathered in all the New York subways and bus stops when it was released some 30 years ago. It read: “In space, no one can hear you scream.” Well, maybe they were right and then again maybe they were wrong, as when you get right down to it, this device is about as creepy as it gets. A system for simulating a medical procedure performed on a subject, one can only study it and wonder why. ]]></description>
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