Great Invention Idea? A Big, Long D*ck for Valentine’s Day!

If you’re tired of getting chocolates for Valentine’s Day, why not give your guy international patent W09918897 and give yourself a great, big somethin’ somethin’ in the process?

International patent WO9918897 is nothing new. In fact, it is easy to lose sight of it in an already crowded field filled with pumps , devices , pills , dvd kits, etc. However, the inventor’s no-fuss method for extend[ing] your penis without pills or surgery really appealed to this blogger because I always think “old school” is best when it comes to your “old tool!”

In his patent application the inventor, Herbert Jochum, lays out his case for “A penis extender for enlarging the male organ by a long-term extension treatment of the Corpora cavernosa comprises an extension element located between a fastening device for the glans penis and a holder for the root of the penis which acts as an abutment. The extension element is designed as a flexible band that can be slung around the body of the user.”

In other words, the invention consists of a ring that is attached to a belt. Truth be told, the whole thing looks more like a chastity belt than a manhood builder. And that’s probably the real reason it stood out to me from all the others. Oh the irony!

Penis Extender Apparatus

If your not quite ready for Viagra and you fancy yourself more cutting-edge and pseudo-European, then this international patent is for you. The ring promises to be comfortable, at least until it’s done its job, and the belt – I don’t know how comfortable the belt is but hey, I guess that depends on how well the ring works!

Anyway, I couldn’t let Valentine’s Day go by without mentioning a little something to help fan the flames of love and spark the embers of passion! So, this year consider giving yourself and your partner the gift that keeps on giving: Herbert Jochum’s, Penis Extender, and share the pleasures of a really big gift!