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Ever want to perform plastic surgery? So what if you don’t have a degree

The Dad’s Cab is a neat gadget that breeds an interesting business idea. How about charging children for the services we provide as parents, including carting them around to their many activities and engagements? All I can say is I think and hope this is just a fun gag gift and nothing more, but I can’t help but fear that some might take it all too seriously.

Necessity is the mother of invention, but the father is unknown ~Anonymous     Patent#US6983493 , the Retractable Toilet Table Top , concerns the concept of toilet inspiration, you know, those great ideas that seem to come out of nowhere when it’s “john time.” The royal throne, as the inventor refers to that instrument of necessity we plebes know as a toilet, has been transformed into a respectable workplace. According to the inventor, his Retractable Toilet Table Top conquers the conventional shortcomings of standard toilet facilities. His creation, however, needs the following elements in order to succeed: “This is a device for providing a working surface while a user is seated on a toilet

Necessity is the mother of invention, but the father is unknown ~Anonymous     Patent#US6983493 , the Retractable Toilet Table Top , concerns the concept of toilet inspiration, you know, those great ideas that seem to come out of nowhere when it’s “john time.” The royal throne, as the inventor refers to that instrument of necessity we plebes know as a toilet, has been transformed into a respectable workplace. According to the inventor, his Retractable Toilet Table Top conquers the conventional shortcomings of standard toilet facilities. His creation, however, needs the following elements in order to succeed: “This is a device for providing a working surface while a user is seated on a toilet

Patent# 3,841,328 the Hijack Injector, assumes that all hijackers are sedentary or at least can be encouraged to be so. Given that it might be possible for that situation to occur (perhaps it could be assured if they are tired and hijacked a few too many planes that day). This patent provides just punishment and a way to take action and control over what could be a fatal situation via a hypodermic needle injector built into every seat on the plane!   This passenger-disabling apparatus mounted in and under every airplane seat and remotely actuated by a pilot or a crewmember is comprised of a solenoid actuated seat belt buckle lock in combination with an inflatable seat back and hypodermic injection apparatus.

US Patent # 5,885,614 provides an olfactory experience known as Odors to Treat Male Impotence . The patent is based on the principle that smelling Certain combinations of odors will effectively increase blood flow in certain parts of the male anatomy.

Is there anyone out there who isn’t familiar with the high five celebratory gesture made by two people, each raising one hand to slap the raised hand of the other? Its dates back to 1944 when in the movie, Cover Girl (1944), Phil Silvers’ character, Genius, tears up a telegram and attempts to "high five" co-star, Gene Kelly. The “high five” is conventionally meant to communicate mutual satisfaction to spectators or to extend congratulations from one person to another.