Posts Tagged ‘sex’

Who among us doesn’t like some action in bed? Naturally, we all do. But there’s action, then there’s ACTION. If you’re more the “ACTION” type then United States patent 7,137,881 the Quantum Sleeper, is just the thing for you because it brings a sort of Sopranos’ style edginess to the notion of a good night’s [...]

Today dear readers, I am turning my blog over to you. That's because frankly, I'm stumped

I'm afraid a quick glance at my articles might give some readers the wrong impression: that I have an affinity for anything relating to bodily functions. In particular, anything people do in the bathroom

Although plastic surgery is America’s favorite branch of medicine, many of us are still wary of going under the knife for purely vain reasons. As a result, we tend to turn to less trustworthy methods of maintaining our good looks, such as unregulated herbal supplements. That’s why the next three patents are of such interest. [...]

If you are like countless other people around the world who are trying to incorporate greener practices into their everyday living then this patent is for you. As many of you already know, conservationists espouse the use of car washes because the facilities recycle the water used to get your vehicle looking its squeaky-clean best. [...]

"I Could Just Kick Myself." Well, now you can! Did your parents ever tell you all you needed was a swift kick in the butt? If you were in grade school around the time I was – back when no one much cared about your self-esteem or your feelings – you might have heard a teacher say these very same words to/at you. Perhaps when you've screwed up, yet again, you've even uttered these words to yourself under your breath.

I admit it, there’s nothing new, interesting or unusual about lavender, pumpkin pie, doughnuts and licorice. So why are these four unremarkable items the focus of my article today? It is because Alan R. Hirsch of Chicago, Illinois , has figured out how to combine these ingredients in an innovative way – a way that’ll [...]

Halloween lovers my third, and last, spooky patent pick of the year has got it all: dead people, mummies and burning flesh! In fact, the burning flesh part is the most curious, because according to the “experts” the invention simply cannot work due to this unfortunate outcome. But who cares?

My ruminations about getting older, when I first learned I needed reading glasses, were quickly dispelled when I placed an order for some designer frames and the optician handed me a bill for several hundred dollars.

Elizabeth Valeri, our guest blogger, is a resident of Colorado with an interest in the material abundance of everyday life. That is, she is amused by the ways we “over-invent” our lives in a fleeting attempt at controlling them. She wanted to share some of her wacky patent finds with the readers of InventorSpot.com.