Footwear with GPS: A Great Idea?

Patent# US 6788200, also known as Footwear with GPS, is the perfect invention for those among us who are not sure of where we are going. It involves a locator unit contained within footwear providing a method for GPS position determination and transmission of location data to a central monitoring station, which then disseminates the data through software and the Internet

Great Butt Service: Subtle Butt

Great service has been done to mankind by a company called " Garment Guard " that has been selling thin disposable cotton underarm inserts. These inserts stick to clothing and absorb perspiration to prevent an embarrassing wet mark.